Alright, guys. Between wedding season and golf season (for me, not for the pros), I’ve been slipping quite a bit on this here blog.
But, in a triumphant return, I’m coming to you live from my living room in front of my 42″ LCD television while watching the 79th annual Major League Baseball All-Star Game.
The ASG has been a favorite of mine for a long, long time, most of my child and semi-adult life to this point. I can still distinctly remember sitting in my living room with a baseball scorebook I had bought at our local sporting goods store and keeping “official” score for the game. Well, at least until my bedtime with two outs gone in the 6th inning with Roberto Alomar up and and the Philadelphia version of Curt Schilling on the mound.
Anyway, enough reminiscing. Its now 7:32 PM EST, and I’ll be starting the blog around 8:00. Gives me some time to go eat some dinner…see you back here in a bit.
8:00 PM: Alright, it’s time to get this thing started. I should point out right now that I purposely avoided the “Red Carpet Spectacular” to get the lowest dose of Jeannie Zelasko that I would possibly have to tonight. Let it be known right now that I cannot stand Fox’s baseball coverage, and it all starts with her and Tim McCarver. Eric Karros isn’t all that great either. I mean, it’s almost impossible to not love the “velvet and peanut butter” voice of Joe Buck, but after that it all melts down for me.
8:02 PM: Soriano gets a bigger ovation than David Wright or Billy Wagner during NL bench introductions . Who would’ve thought…guess they’ve forgotten all about that 2001 playoff “run” by Alfonso.
8:07 PM: Of course, Mo gets the biggest of all from all the Yanks fans. The number of HOFers present at this game is just ridiculous. I’m not huge on baseball history. It seems that most people who are get it from their fathers, but mine was never really into baseball stories….well, except for Roberto Clemente and Willie Stargell stories, that is. Having said that, though, this is quite an event for the sendoff of the Stadium.
8:10 PM: “Jay, can I take off? I got a tiny head.” Funniest commercial on television right now. Second? “Your son rip is on line toot.”
8:16 PM: Chipper will be doing this as one of these HOFers one day. He’d better be, at least. His intro gave me some chills. Could be his last All-Star game. Of course he had to get shown up by A-Rod.
8:22 PM: Fukudome had NO IDEA what was going on. Hamilton was a “hero in the derby” last night, but he didn’t win. It’s ludicrous. His performance last night was truly amazing, though.
8:26 PM: I’ve never known introductions to take a freakin’ half-hour, but it was totally worth it to see all those greats right on the field like that. I think I’m okay with it. Onto the real game that is about to go on, though, I really think the National League will break the streak this year. The infusion of youth into their All-Star players is truly awesome. My official predictions: National 7, American 6. MVP: Chipper Jones 2-2, 2-run HR. Did you really think I was going to ever even THINK about choosing someone else? My homerism is not hidden in this circumstance, nor does it need to be.
8:41 PM: Tim McCarver leads off with a lame “core” analogy. Not a great start to the night, my friends. It was a cool graphic though, I can’t believe the NL has the top 3 hitters in the majors hitting 3-4-5 tonight. Gives me even more confidence in my predictions.
8:45 PM: Oh my god, we are actually playing some baseball here today? I thought it was just a tribute to Yankee Stadium special or something. This is quite an added bonus. What’s the over under on the number of times Joe Buck says “Yankee Stadium” tonight? I think it’s already been about 156, so I’m putting the line at 1080.
8:48 PM: Lee strikes out Hanley Ramirez to start the game, and we’re off. Lee’s quite the story, I think I had him on my fantasy team like 4 years ago and hadn’t even thought of him again until this season’s resurgence. Good for him.
8:51 PM: Lee finishes off Utley looking and then gets Berkman to fly out, and the National League is off to an inauspicious start to the night. You tell me these guys don’t want to win? Look at Utley’s face again as he walked back to the dugout. Has anyone ever been thrown out of an All-Star Game for arguing balls and strikes?
8:53 PM: Can you believe that Fox is bringing back the “Sarah Connor Chronicles”? I think I tried to record it on my DVR and the box wouldn’t even let me because it was trying to save me some of my valuable time. I don’t know why I thought I would like it, I don’t even like the movies all that much.
8:54 PM: A Yank makes their first appearance at the plate as Jeter comes to bat. Of course he gets a hit…they’re just trying to kill me tonight I think.
8:56 PM: I CANNOT believe that Josh Hamilton has 95 RBI at the All-Star Break. I know the Rangers offense is good…but damn…that’s amazing. He just has a great story. Of course Jeter steals a base. This is unfair.
8:59 PM: Sheets escapes a Yankee sandwich - sounds….awful… - as he gets A-Rod to pop out behind home plate. I think Lou Piniella just had a coronary watching Soto slip on that On-Deck bat.
9:04 PM: CHIP-PER!! CHIP-PER!! 1-1 so far. Only hit for the NL so far. Holliday and Braun get out, though, and Lee gets through two scoreless with 3 K’s. Leading candidate for MVP so far? Cliff Lee. Has to be. Haha, it’s waaaaaay too early for this.
9:09 PM: “Fringe” has definitely peaked my interest. I love LOST..and both shows have the same creator. I love Transformers…and they have the same writers. I love Dawson’s Creek…and they both have that actor who played Charlie Conway in The Mighty Ducks. Sounds like I have to wa….wait a minute, I don’t like Dawson’s Creek! I swear…
9:22 PM: Sheets gets through a jam in the second to keep the game scoreless through two innings on both sides. New pitchers will come in now, and the running through the rosters begins. Get your scorebooks ready.
9:54 PM: In a pitcher’s ballgame, the NL strikes first with a Matt Holliday blast to the short porch in right field off the Angels’ Ervin Santana. Sorry for the lack of writing, but man, this game is just boring, plus I got distracted by my roommate ranting and raving about his computer troubles. Pitchers are really blazing and the game is moving wicked fast.
10:42 PM: Josh Groban looks pretty frickin’ ridiculous. Just sayin’. After the NL added another run against Justin Duscherer, the NL pitching has shut down the powerful AL lineup. Just 4 hits in 6 innings of at-bats for them. Good thing the NL got to the middle of the AL “bullpen” because here comes the KRod-Pap-Mo triumvirate.
10:45 PM: Well, my prediction for MVP certainly isn’t going to come true because Chipper is just 1-3, but I was still really happy to see him open the game with a hit. Looking like it’s gotta be Matt Holliday at this point with the lone homer of the game.
10:54 PM: One of my fantasy saviors of this season (a waiver wire specialty in the beginning of the year), the Reds’ youngster Edinson Volquez, gives up a two-run equalizer to JD Drew. Probably the only time EVER that fans in New York will cheer for a Red Sox homer. Anyway, as previously mentioned, the NL will probably have a tough time getting another run on the board, so they might have to hope for extra innings and possibly…gasp…a tie! No, really. They’ve got some pressure on them now.
11:04 PM: Papelbon is shaken by all the boooooooooos, and promptly gives up a run - with the aid of a Dioner Navarro error. 3-2 NL. So much for all that “the NL can’t score of the relievers” talk.
11:16 PM: Well, the rookie Longoria ties the game up at 3 with a hooked double down the line. Now the NL needs ANOTHER run.
11:29 PM: Strike ‘em out. Throw ‘em out. Is there a more exciting play in baseball? Yes. But not many more.
1:47 PM: Alright. I’ve had enough of this raucous ballgame. McCann finally sees action in the bottom of the fifteenth inning, but a throw from Corey Hart is just too far up the first base line for Brian to nab the runner at home. Chipper and McCann represented the NL well in a hotly - and longly for that matter - contested and very entertaining game. It’s too bad the NL didn’t win, because Atlanta - should they turn this thing around - has the worst road record in the league and will NOT have home-field advantage come World Series time. Great game. Goodnight.